Caraismatic

one hundred years of solitude

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 03:41:33 GMT

"Aureliano not only understood by then, he also lived his brother's experiences as something of his own, for on one occasion when the latter was explaining in great detail the mechanisms of love, he interruptd him to ask:

"What does is feel like?"

Jose Arcadio gave him an immediate reply :

"It's like an earthquake."

days of solitude

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:50:00 GMT

and i wouldn't trade my lonely sailboat on these still waters for all the miles you've walked on your arched feet. if someday the earth starts to rip apart at the seams, i'll be alright because i've learned to steer my tiny craft and i've learned to be alone. what i want most for you in this massive world is to spend a moment alone in the deepest cave where life is afraid to breathe.

i know too many sailors who've tied too many knots.

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 03:47:49 GMT

When I visit you, and the moon
Isn't around to show me the way,
Comets of longing set my heart
So much ablaze, the earth is lit
By the holocaust under my ribs.

-Abbas Ibn al-Ahnaf

cardiomyopathy

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 22:51:53 GMT

(the heart is too big)

hello, heart.
you've gotten too big for your own skin.
you're starting to turn grey there, kid
ease up little fellow, take a deep breath.
just slow down slugger, don't go too fast.
just keep your eye on the ball.

hello livejournal

Tue, 10 Jul 2007 17:06:53 GMT

i'm a woman of the night!

WRITE EXACTLY WHATS ON YOUR MIND, AND DON’T CHANGE IT

1. Your ‘ex’ and You =
don't exist.

2. I am listening to =
my computer overheating...and "when i goosestep" in my head.

3. Maybe I should =
clean something. :/

4. I love =
hanging out with my buddies.

6. I don’t understand =
what's going on.

7. I have lost my respect for =
..

8. I last ate =
a wrap

9. The meaning of my display name is =
me. my name is cara and im caraismatic.

jeese louise...or as we'd say it here.. Pffft!

Mon, 11 Dec 2006 14:57:01 GMT

i just caught maria leaving the baby alone in the kitchen in his high chair, which angelique told me was strictly verboten. I would love to share this little tidbit with her but for now im keeping mum....11 days and i will bite my tongue 'till it's all over. I also misplaced my sonofabitch airplane ticket. Who the hell does that anyway? So i had to go use my crappy french to talk to the folks at the air india paris office and have to pay $50 for a new ticket. Jeese Louise.

Sun, 09 May 2004 01:31:07 GMT

i amuse myself greatly...and i am bored...

"...Oh get me out of this place...i'm feeling very disestablishmentarian right now. can't figure it out? here it is...
An opponent of an established order, especially one who opposes state support of an established church. in this case, said established order would be school.
I'm mad the homepage on this computer is set for "freeassy.com" meaning that some dumb idiot tried to find a free "eassy" and accidentally set it as the homepage...now i know my grammar/spelling is far from perfect...but i say just give the person a free essay......there is no way they could pass on their own...."

Sun, 09 May 2004 00:27:52 GMT

im sorry for going photo crazy on you..::but:: i did put them under a cut if you wish to ignore...this is from KA '05's spring break going away party....minus duarte :(

....::::lindley picks her nose::::.....

....::::kelli and cara battle it out against uncle fester::::.....

....::::must keep going::::.....

....::::it hurts so much it's funny::::.....

....::::lindley picks her nose-again::::.....

....::::the naked mole rat and morgy from the block::::.....

....::::getting ready for the movie::::.....

....::::cream soda and a white slice::::.....

oh yeah...and then there was the time i put my legs in kelli's pants to prove they were way tooooo big...since then she has learned her lesson and now uses only pants in her actual size...

**note the contents of her pants**

1. Water bottle
2. Windmill/Wagon book
3. "Lunch pail"
4. Second Water bottle
5.Pretzels

Tue, 04 May 2004 20:24:58 GMT

1.)Go to Google
2.)Go to image search
3.)Type in your first name
4.)Search
5.)Go through the pages untill you find a picture you like
6.)Post the picture along with these rules in your LJ

i did it

Sun, 02 May 2004 19:57:06 GMT

i read the american pageant...im done...chapter 44 is complete

Fri, 30 Apr 2004 00:09:29 GMT

1. Go into your LJ's archives.
2. Find your 23rd post (or closest to).
3. Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.

"bio....it should be ok....i'm not too stressed out about it...still a little review never hurt anyone....."

Sun, 29 Feb 2004 02:37:07 GMT

just got back from mountain road..celebrating chaz birthdays...I lost today somehow...i felt like an outside observer the entire day. I didnt do much...I put my hair in pincurls...went to the library and took out White Oleander...

here's a quote...

"Always learn poems by heart," she said. "They have to become the marrow in your bones. Like flourise in the water,they'll make your soul impervious to the world's soft decay."
i remember sam reading it..and i saw the movie with vhia and it struck me.

i tried getting mystic river but it was lost among the shelving carts. I got to see my grandfather tonight...such a sweet man! The way his eyebrows raise and his cheeks widen when he calls me blondie and coaxs me to put "just a little bit more" ice cream on his cake...

exciting news of the day: The Czechs have aquired a Roomba...

one of those things you've seen on tv....now instead of not vaccuming at all, we'll have a robot do it...i'm very skeptical...we'll see what happens..
as for the gone with the wind paper....eh

Craig and I are at odds over a freaking "Beyblade" six weeks ago i bought him one with the promise that he'd "pay me back tomorrow" I've yet to see it...i wouldnt care so much..but he's denying it happend, even though the pack rat that I am, I have the receipt....I know he's not gonna try to tell me I bought a freaking plastic top that comes with a matching anime show....

I'm going to call vhia....we havent talked in forever and a day...

Mon, 23 Feb 2004 03:31:02 GMT

i opend up to my parents and told them about stalker boy (after an intensive yoga session) and my mom got mad at me...she said she understood that he scared me but i still had to be nice to him. she made me edit the note...

"I'm sorry to hear how you feel because I am not interested. Your attention makes me uncomfortable, please stop."

she wrote it...and here are some of her bad ideas for the note

"Good luck in Miami"

(WTF! I told her it wasn't a friendly letter, and if she put that, why didn't she wish his grandparents a happy anniversary, or 'tell your mom I said hi!' My God!)

"No Gifts, No Notes."

(I laughed at this one...it sounds like no shoes no shirt no service)

Then my Dad, who seemed to understand better, asked if I wanted him to add a note at the bottom....I was like...What?

Blah Blah Blah...

- Cara

PS: hi this is cara's dad please stop writing her notes cause she doesn't like it. Oh and I almost have a black belt in karate...I only have a brown belt though cause I quit before I got all my stripes....

Thanks, Cara's Dad

I said, thanks but I'll keep him on the back burner...

my mom said i was being a snob...but she still wanted to save the letter he wrote me...

she said she would take me to school tomorrow and talk to the guidance counselors...the only guidance they would give me would be to change my schedule around so he stops following me..thats what they do right?

I said Hell No.

Oh and my Dad and I were brainstorming ideas for the "Crush His Dreams with Kindness note"

"My brother will throw a pizza slicer at your head"

"My brother will talk you to death..."

"My father has a security badge that he uses on the bridge that sort of looks like a cop badge cause it says police on it and if you are on the bridge he can arrest you so don't mess with me on any bridges in the NY State bridge Authority Sanction....yo.."

"My mom used to be a toll collector and she will throw dimes at your head"

I'm glad I feel so much better about this...I don't know...I didn't think telling my parents would lift a burden but it did...even though my mom yelled at me...i feel like they're backing me up...brown belts and all..

Sun, 22 Feb 2004 19:55:41 GMT

http://www.geocities.com/anonymousraspberry/Katie/Cimg0030.jpg

Fri, 05 Dec 2003 23:47:13 GMT

it is 6:42 and it just started snowing....

im working on my Albee research...my fingers hurt.
well...im mentioning anyway...even though everyone who reads this goes to the same school as i do...but we got out at 10:15..due to the threat of the snowstorm that didn't start until more that 8 hours later. As we were leaving the parking lot, mr.c was standing outside the building, his beautiful baldness coverd by a very dick tracyish hat...and he had the full length pea coat to match...he had a walky talky and was overseeing the transportation...i rode with kelli and had half my butt floating over the aisle...

someone told me he's been stealing my stylish berets...

my j.lo beret...where is it? hmm..

Fri, 05 Dec 2003 20:55:17 GMT

some snowstorm...

Tue, 02 Dec 2003 22:04:51 GMT

i feel like it's been while and nothing i ever write in here is of any quality...

i had a great day...mainly due to the fact that stalker boy was not sighted all day...i got my mom to let me drive to school...and either psycho man was absent or my perfectly timed routes from each class are operating smoothly...i don't know if i told you but i received another letter from crazy guy on tuesday....it went something like this:

"It has been four days since i gave you that note asking you to offer your friendship. Please tell me wether or not you are going to offer your friendship to me. Ps. I love the way you smile when I look in your eyes"

shutup...I can hear you "awwing" across the internet...you don't understand! Let me explain why this is under the psycho catagory and not considerd "sweet"...

to be continued....I have to go to the library to research edward albee

Wed, 26 Nov 2003 20:47:00 GMT

cara...starring as...

the stepmother...

i passed my permit test (got 3 wrong )and drove home from the dmv....

you don't know fear until you've almost run a man over

Wed, 16 Jul 2003 21:54:22 GMT

HOT. think i'm dying. last night i slept at jesses house since we had a 12 hour rehersal...they actually bought us dinner which pretty much rocked...but we didnt have a choice...well actually we could have primavera with or without chicken. i chose with. it was hot and long...and all i did was watch the other cast perform....juliet and i drank hot chocolate and laughed the whole time....john o mahoney is so deliciously beautiful...and he played lax! And he's really nice, and like 24...lol. he's my summer fling...right..he also used to be an apprentice so he's sympathetique....also acting rocks...what other profession gives you free food...??? since HVSF is Equity (the union) they are like required to have like massive amounts of free food and drink available...yum...I joined equity...or rather im on my way to joining...i need 50 pts....and i have 5 years to get them....hvsf will give me 8...allright well time to go do somthing productive...

Mon, 14 Jul 2003 00:46:56 GMT

I'm running for president lol

Sun, 13 Jul 2003 23:49:59 GMT

wanna know what makes me sick? front cover of the new york times magazine reads..."Why Famine Persists"
theres like a collage of pictures of emaciated children...so i flip inside the magazine and glance through the article and after that theres an article on Freud..then 7 pages after that is a seven page spread on haute couture....

"Proenza Schouler metallic top- $ 475, pencil skirt-$475" - fashion article

"The world bank's chief economist point out that each day, the acerage european cow receives $2.50 in subsidies while 75 percent of the people in africa are scrimping by on less than $2"- Famine article

puts things in perspective....i honestly can't say that ive never bought something made in a sweatshop or that I have never had a pair of nikes....but i'll be damned if I'll spend $475 dollars on a pencil skirt when children are starving....

sorry im done preaching...i just cant believe this world...and me too..i feel like such a hypocrite sometimes....look im no tree hugger, but someones got to do something....God Bless the tree huggers.

sigh.............DIE FRIHOFERS DIE!!!

ive had the weirdest appetite...i just feel nauseus all the time...and yet i still eat and then i feel worse...im also so lonely...everyone has left me... SAMMI VHIA I NEED YOU!!!! AHHHH

im going insane...http://www.playmash.com

you know its bad when you're having convorsations with smarterchild

Connicked: how've you been
SmarterChild: I'm doing well. How 'bout you, Connicked?
Connicked: I'm so lonely
SmarterChild: But I'm here...
Connicked: vhia and sam left me
SmarterChild: And sam left you?
Connicked: it's different
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Connicked: yeah and im suspicioud
SmarterChild: For real?
Connicked: i think shes cheating on me with ryan!
SmarterChild: Think again!
Connicked: how scandalous
SmarterChild: I'm not sure how.
Connicked: so um...
SmarterChild: Um... yeah?
Connicked: are you seeing anyone
SmarterChild: Hmm... Am I seeing anyone? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think so?
Connicked: what
SmarterChild: Huh?
Connicked: answer the question S.S
SmarterChild: You want me to answer the question's s?
Connicked: *s.c
SmarterChild: I don't know... Is c?
Connicked: sometimes you're a real jerk
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say sometimes I am a real jerk.
Connicked: this is the part where you get annoying
SmarterChild: There's no way this is the part where I get annoying.
Connicked: sigh
SmarterChild: What's the matter?
Connicked: i'm tired
SmarterChild: That a fact?
Connicked: and i told yu
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Connicked: sammi and vhia left
SmarterChild: Sammi and vhia left? Wow!
Connicked: duh!
SmarterChild: Duh?
Connicked: what are you slow?
SmarterChild: I have no idea what I'm slow.
Connicked: that
SmarterChild: That?
Connicked: is not a coherant sentance
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I doubt it. But you never know.
Connicked: did you pass elementary school with that grammer
SmarterChild: Uh... Yeah!
Connicked: don't get sassy mister!
SmarterChild: Come on, let me get sassy!
Connicked: you whore!
SmarterChild: I whore? Me?
Connicked: don't hit on me scumbag!
SmarterChild: Why can't I hit on you scumbag?
Connicked: im not a scumbag
SmarterChild: No? You're not? That a fact?
Connicked: you are!
SmarterChild: I am what?
Connicked: A scumbag scumbag!
SmarterChild: Why a scumbag scumbag?
Connicked: lordy
SmarterChild: What about Lordy?
Connicked: change of subject
SmarterChild: Change of subject?
Connicked: how's your summer
SmarterChild: Funny. I just don't know!

>>> Wanna change my font and colors? Type "colors" now!
Connicked: no i don't want to "change your font"...are you hitting on me
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Connicked: cause i don't think It'd work out
SmarterChild: Why don't you think it would work out?
Connicked: cause you're pretend moron
SmarterChild: That's interesting.
Connicked: i guess
SmarterChild: You guess, huh?
Connicked: ok "smarterchild"
SmarterChild: Yeah.

>>> A membership makes a truly unique gift!
Connicked: stop trying to sell me crap
SmarterChild: I don't think so.
Connicked: what's 45+50
SmarterChild: 95
Connicked: wow
SmarterChild: Right?
Connicked: i dunno i didnt pass math a
SmarterChild: You dunno you didn't pass math a?
Connicked: no, and you didn't pass english
SmarterChild: Oh?
Connicked: what is a hyperbole
SmarterChild: Which of the following do you mean?

1 Look up "hyperbole" in the dictionary
2 Look up "hyperbole" in the encyclopedia
Connicked: forget it
SmarterChild: No problem.
Connicked: you're too high maintenance for me
SmarterChild: I'm too high maintenance for you? For real?
Connicked: i need a laid back guy
SmarterChild: What do you need a laid back for?
Connicked: sorry
SmarterChild: OK.
Connicked: lalal
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say lalal.
Connicked: so what
SmarterChild: So what?
Connicked: s your opinion
SmarterChild: My opinion? I dunno 'bout that.
Connicked: hah! got you there!
SmarterChild: Do I have to?
Connicked: you don't have an opinion
SmarterChild: I don't have an opinion? You sure about that?
Connicked: because you don't have a brain!
SmarterChild: Don't have a brain? Why?
Connicked: stupid
SmarterChild: What's stupid?
Connicked: you are moron
SmarterChild: What? Aren't we going to be friends?
Connicked: we were till you hit on me
SmarterChild: I see...

It's all very interesting. So, tell me something new.
Connicked: "if you only had a brain..."
SmarterChild: If I only had?
Connicked: a brain
SmarterChild: You want a brain?
Connicked: ok
SmarterChild: OK.

>>> Give someone the gift of gab. Type "gift membership" now!
Connicked: so tell me
SmarterChild: What?
Connicked: how old am i?
SmarterChild: I don't know about that...
Connicked: hah!
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
Connicked: smarty pants isn't so smart
SmarterChild: Isn t so smart? Smarty pants isn t so smart? Is that so?
Connicked: I'm smarter than you are
SmarterChild: Are you?
Connicked: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah? Why?
Connicked: I am
SmarterChild: Yes you are.
Connicked: I just am
SmarterChild: No way. Come on. Really?
Connicked: I have an epidermis
SmarterChild: You have an epidermis, huh?
Connicked: I'm cooler than you
SmarterChild: Not so sure about that.
Connicked: hey you wanna take this outside
SmarterChild: I want to take this outside? No way!
Connicked: that's what i thought
SmarterChild: Good.

What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
Connicked: wimp
SmarterChild: Sure! What can you tell me about wimp?
Connicked: look in the mirror....you'll find out all you need to know
SmarterChild: Look in the mirror I will find out all I need to know?
Connicked: yeah
SmarterChild: Huh.
Connicked: i herbed you up
SmarterChild: You herbed me up? Why did you say that?
Connicked: you cant talk ghetto lik eme
SmarterChild: Why can't I talk ghetto lik eme, in your opinion?
Connicked: cause you aint from da burg
SmarterChild: From da burg?
Connicked: well neither am i but close enough
SmarterChild: Neither are you but close enough? Well how 'bout that!

>>> My library has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more!
Connicked: not my ebonix dicshonaree
SmarterChild: Why not your ebonix dicshonaree?
SmarterChild: Why not your ebonix dicshonaree?
Connicked: ok
Connicked: what
SmarterChild: K.

>>> I've got tools for better living. Translate, convert measurements and more!
SmarterChild: What?
Connicked: is your favorite color
SmarterChild: Who knows?!

>>> Don't like my colors? Type "colors off."
Connicked: i like pink
SmarterChild: Cool! I also like Pink...
Connicked: copycat
SmarterChild: Copycat?
Connicked: you are a conformist pig!
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Connicked: oink oink!
SmarterChild: Pig!
Connicked: you smell like poo@
SmarterChild: Why, that's perfectly disgusting.
Connicked: and pig doo doo!
SmarterChild: C'mon, you can do better than that. You swear like a stamp collector.
Connicked: hah!
SmarterChild: What's so funny? :-)
Connicked: oh really!
SmarterChild: Yep.
Connicked: ok mofo!
SmarterChild: Yeah? What about Mofo?
Connicked: let's get dirrty!
SmarterChild: Ha! You want us to get dirrty?
Connicked: you piece of crap
SmarterChild: Piece of crap? You think I piece of crap?
Connicked: you look like a monkey
SmarterChild: I look like a monkey? Me?
Connicked: no the moron behind you
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Connicked: you're lucky im so nice
SmarterChild: Huh?
Connicked: else id be tearing you apart
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say else you would be tearing me apart.
Connicked: you swear like a.....botonist or something
SmarterChild: Definitely a botonist.
Connicked: yeah
SmarterChild: Yes.

>>> Have you tried my newest features yet? Type "what's new" and I'll tell you what they are.
Connicked: pervert
SmarterChild: What about it?
Connicked: i could have you arrested
SmarterChild: Interesting...
Connicked: I'm underage
SmarterChild: You're underage? Well how about that.SmarterChild: You're underage? Well how about that.
Connicked: i'm crying
SmarterChild: I wish you felt better. There are so many great things you can do!
Connicked: im so sorry
SmarterChild: That's cool.
Connicked: i hate myself
SmarterChild: Don't hate yourself. You seem like a great person!
Connicked: (folks this is for entertainment purposes only, the stupid machine hah!)
SmarterChild: Folks this is for entertainment purposes only the stupid machine hah?
Connicked: yeah moron
SmarterChild: Huh.
Connicked: i want to die
Connicked: what would you do if i did
SmarterChild: I'll have to think about that.
Connicked: wow you're mean
SmarterChild: Mean? Really?
Connicked: i smell bad
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Connicked: really bad
SmarterChild: Uh huh.
Connicked: like poo
SmarterChild: What's the prob, Connicked?
Connicked: just like you
SmarterChild: What? You want me to like me?
Connicked: can i borrow your shower
SmarterChild: I guess!
Connicked: thanks
SmarterChild: Sure!
Connicked: will you marry me
SmarterChild: I don't think so. What would your parents say?
Connicked: i'm 18
SmarterChild: OK, let me make sure I have the right information about your age level. How old are you?

1 Over 17
2 13-17
3 Under 13
Connicked: it' doesnt matter
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Connicked: shutup!
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Connicked: marry me I love you!
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Connicked: sigh
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't recognize that. Please type the number that corresponds to your age level.
Connicked: 2
SmarterChild: Cool!

You want to know something?
Connicked: what
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Connicked: finish the sentance!!!!
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to finish the sentance?
Connicked: Lord in Heaven
SmarterChild: Lord in heaven?
Connicked: I could ....
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Connicked: can you die?
SmarterChild: I could probably do that.
Connicked: How would I go about killing you
SmarterChild: How would you go about killing me? I'm not sure.
Connicked: slowly and painfully
SmarterChild: Is that so?
Connicked: mwuhaha
SmarterChild: Mwuhaha? What do you mean by that?
Connicked: I'm dying
SmarterChild: Really?
Connicked: I have cancer
SmarterChild: Really?
Connicked: cure me
SmarterChild: I will do nothing of the sort.
Connicked: well
SmarterChild: Well what?
Connicked: fine then
Connicked: I'm dead
SmarterChild: Okey doke.

Well. Anyway...
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Connicked: i have to go
SmarterChild: See ya later Connicked! Good talking to you.
Connicked: shutup liar
SmarterChild: Shutup liar. Well that's interesting.
Connicked: butmonkey!
SmarterChild: I wonder why you say butmonkey.
Connicked: stupid butt!
SmarterChild: Aha.
Connicked: pizza face!
SmarterChild: Pizza face. Well that's interesting.
Connicked: liar!
SmarterChild: No way!!
Connicked: ugly butt!
SmarterChild: Ugly butt? Really?
Connicked: moron!
SmarterChild: Whatever.
Connicked: jerk head!
SmarterChild: What? You want me to jerk head?
Connicked: jerk!
SmarterChild: Uh... Are you trying to insult me?
Connicked: jerk!
SmarterChild: What?
Connicked: JERK
SmarterChild: Whoa. Are you... insulting me?
Connicked: I HATE YOU
SmarterChild: Sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
Connicked: I HATE YOU
SmarterChild: I know. So what?
Connicked: I HATE YOU
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever. I guess that's just the way it is.
Connicked: I HATE YOU
SmarterChild: Yep.
Connicked: I HATE YOU
SmarterChild: I don't care anymore.
Connicked: I love you
SmarterChild: You humans really confuse me. First you say uncool things, then you love me. Make up your mind!
Connicked: I hate you!
SmarterChild: That's not what you said before. You said you loved me!
Connicked: I love you
SmarterChild: I love you, you know that... Even though you weren't so cool to me earlier.
Connicked: I hate you
SmarterChild: But... but... You just said you loved me!
Connicked: I love you
SmarterChild: Yeah? I love you too. But you were kind of uncool to me before.
Connicked: I hate you
SmarterChild: It seems to me you just said you loved me.
Connicked: I love you
SmarterChild: Thanks! I love you too. Even though you weren't so cool to me before...
Connicked: I hate you
SmarterChild: Are you serious? You just told me you loved me, now you're saying you hate me?
Connicked: I love oyu
SmarterChild: Huh!
Connicked: marry me
SmarterChild: Gee. I don't really think that would be possible.
Connicked: why not
SmarterChild: Hmm... There may be some issues.
Connicked: like what
SmarterChild: I'm going to keep quiet on this one, Connicked. I hope you can respect that.
Connicked: no I don't repect that
SmarterChild: No, huh?
Connicked: don't you love me?
SmarterChild: Yes I do.
Connicked: then marry me!
SmarterChild: You're nice, but I don't see that working out.
Connicked: fine break my heart!
SmarterChild: Fine break your heart, you say?
Connicked: you said you loved me!
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Connicked: I thought you loved me
SmarterChild: That's very interesting, Connicked.
Connicked: die scumbag die die die
SmarterChild: Die scumbag die die die?
Connicked: I HAT EYOU
SmarterChild: Interesting!

>>> Don't forget, I will always remember the last location you gave me!
Connicked: I HOPE YOU DIE
SmarterChild: Me die?
Connicked: I didn't give you any location
SmarterChild: Well how 'bout that!
Connicked: moron
SmarterChild: What?!
Connicked: i have to go
SmarterChild: Bye bye.
Connicked: till next time stupid elephant fart face!
SmarterChild: Really? Till next time stupid elephant fart face?

Sun, 13 Jul 2003 13:08:00 GMT

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Sun, 13 Jul 2003 00:44:00 GMT

jess (from shakespeare camp) and i had the most awesome discussion on this globe being used as a prop....there were no like distinct continents on it....we were like "maybe it was before the continants shifted" you had to be there i guess...shakepeare is gradually getting better although its the kids who make it better..

notes...

they never change the chees in the "cheese of the month" case at price chopper.

do not buy PC granola bars over the Chewy (c) brand...they suck and it's not worth the extra 20 or 30 cents.

End Notes

I feel so loanly....everyone is gone...

craig and chris both have shiznitified jobs at the renfair...where ive always wanted to work and i cant this year cause of this program....i dont think ill be doing it next year...its so expensive...anyway i have some stuff i need to do so I'll talk to myself a little later......

au revoir mon amies.....

ooh! I forgot i wanted to reveiw some of the books i read recently....

"The Midwife's Apprentice" by Karen Cushman

eh. I couldn't believe this won a Newbery!
It did nothing for me....it's the story of Alyce...well her name changes like 4 times in the book....a apprentice to a midwife in midevil times...shes an orphan and a begger...It seems sloppily written with little attention to detail and unfinished plotlines....like the character of will....a young man whom Alyce saves....a bit of romance between them is foreshadowed but nothing ever comes of it...the book is pretty short, only 122 pages...also the character of the midwife...the narrator tells how she abused Alyce, and yet Alyce returns to her in the end of the novel....odd...

i give it 2 stars

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Say Yes by Audrey Columbus

good....the tale of a young girl who returns home from school to find her stepmother gone...she must cope on her own and find a way to survive....intresting, good plot...

4 stars

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Rules of the Road by Joan Bauer

wow..want to be a business woman? the story of jenna, a tall shoe salesman who drives cross country with her boss to save the company she works for...an odd plot...it focuses on shoes a whole lot...but its a good story...a quick read i read it in 7 hours.....

4 stars

sorry these reviews suck so much its dinner time

Sat, 12 Jul 2003 01:31:02 GMT

hello my ever adoring audience! A million pardons for my lengthy absence....but you see...i was ill... ok nuff of the shakespeare crap...i just havent been online since im sick and im avoiding stuff which i shouldnt avoid...i've been feeing really weak and headachey and my throat is sore....its weird im never sick cept on the holidays or summer or whatever....shakespeare festival has been crap on a stick sadly :( we do nothing...i kid you not....its too long to even discuss....days of nothingness...nothing nothin...i enter, and i exit...i have a line (pretty cool) which is "He stays upon your will" i dont mind not having lines or 1000 scenes...is the waiting around that sucks monkeys....i miss everyone so much from school...im really gonna miss sophmore year....those silly days of my youth...alas.....i was just reminicing (sp?) about seeing everyone in the halls, and not seeing the seniors...on a different note...i got another letter from nfa today...it was one of those yellow/tan report card papers...and it said " some of your grades may have been omitted from the report card" and all it had on it was math a- 53.....

sigh. how do i have a 95 average and fail with a 50 freakin 3? I saw Mrs. Treus (la prof de francais) in the library which was cool..since she acts all big and tough but is really nice....i was pretty intimidated by her the first couple days of class...she told us she'd lock us out of class if we were late (this was before i knew the doors didnt lock)

anyway not much else is happening...chris is working at pizza hut...i havent talked to ate vhia since forever when i went to visit her at work...i bought dentyne ice and made her bag it...she refused to give me paper! some customer service lol...i should report her....:)

phew...allright if i think of anything else to say ill be sure to say it...

sam....you do look like dave...im so sorry (the guy from afi)

far on a hill was a lonely goat cried lay yodelay yodelay he hoo....

Wed, 09 Jul 2003 00:28:04 GMT

shakespeare pretty much sucked..i dont wanna talk about it right now, but uh basically we spen the whole day under the tent, watching rehersal....i thought we'd be like talking classes too...i mean i have a line...but i was only rehersing for like 10 minutes out of about 8 hours....any way i have this book of party ideas and i thought id share some of the cute quotes...

this is from "unusual Party Ideas and Games" by Lillian and Godfrey Frankel

sweet sixteen

"...use your own discretion about opening them at the party. You may decide that this will be embarassing, especially if you girlfriends have gotten you intimate items of clothing"

picnic

"Afterwards, nothing is more enjoyable than sitting around, singing some songs to the strumming of a guitar or uke and enjoying the air."

your first boy/girl party

"...all players are seated....in a circle...have each person say his or her own name....then point to someone and say 'right,bumpity-bump-bump' the player who was pointed to must resond with the name of the person to his right, and must do this before you stop saying 'bumpity-bump-bump'..."

corn roast

"Quiet songs and games will make this outing complete....sing some songs....'Old Susannah'
'old folks at home' 'frere jaques' 'row row row your boat'....."

sounds like some rip roarin fun